Blue Lobster is proud to present its newest original publication Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee: The Crazy, Brilliant, and Unforgettable Lessons We’ve Learned from Our Mothers; compilation of “momisms and other things our mothers taught us throughout the years.” The collection was released April 30 in both print and eBook format on Amazon and other popular retailers.

“I am particularly excited about the power of these stories,” says Crystal Ponti, owner of Blue Lobster. “There are definitely a lot of funny moments, but there are also some real tearjerkers that will leave you wanting to call your mom or wishing that you could.”

Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee blends more than forty heart-warming, funny, and authentically told stories about the craziness of being reared and raised with the hard-hitting anecdotes that keep mothers sane. Whether it’s a traditional lesson about the value of money or a hilarious outtake about the proper way to shave, any person who cherishes their mother will relate to the stories in the book.

“When you were growing up, your mother’s advice might have made your eyes roll in exasperation, squeeze shut in frustration, or tear up with emotion—all in one conversation. Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee brings you back to those days, in a very good way,” says J.D. Bailey, humorist and creator of Honest Mom®.

Mike Cruse, blogger at Papa Does Preach, shares Bailey’s sentiments. “We spend our youth thinking our parents are crazy, lame, and have no idea what they’re talking about; and then we become parents ourselves and find out that we, in fact, were the idiots. This book shares some of the best advice received from moms as told by some of the most hilarious authors writing today.” 

You can find the book on Amazon for Kindle or print and also B&N.com. It will be available soon on the Apple store. And visit us on Facebook, too!